Imperfect Women is sharing some favorite tweets from this past week.
We took a stroll around Twitterville this past week and saw some interesting Tweets out there and thought we would share.
Celebrities like to share their words of wisdom:
@TheRealRoseanne – Roseanne Barr
many many males are programmed to have no apparatus for hearing women. #patriarchalcontrolofmaleminds
@rainnwilson – Rainn Wilson
Whenever I hear Raffi singing ‘Baby Beluga’ I pretend he’s serenading me. In my bedroom. Naked.
@Ruth_A_Buzzi – Ruth Buzzi
The key to a perfect lawn is a perfect mower! I recommend one very muscular, and shirtless.
@mindykaling – Mindy Kaling
Let’s really earn lunch, today, Mindy Kaling.
@yokoono – Yoko Ono
A memory is a shadow of the past. Drink a glass of water to be back in the present.
@BruceFeiler – Bruce Feiler
The new mandatory retirement age? Andy Rooney steps down at 93.
@AlisonRosen – AlisonRosen
That suspicious white powder found at CBS is Charlie Sheen’s settlement. Thank you, goodnight! #hacky #Iexpectbetterofmyself
@mikepolkjr – Mike Polk Jr.
I’d offer my condolences to Boston Red Sox fans if I had even once in my lifetime met one who was remotely tolerable.
@Caissie – Caissie St.Onge
Nancy Grace had a nip slip on #DWTS tonight? Not a big fan, but feel sorry for her. It must have hurt like hell. Did she fall down?
@shawnkathleen – shawn kathleen
I haven’t eaten in like 3 hours. Am I anorexic yet? #godpleaseletmebeskinnybytomorrow
@GirltoMom – Girl to Mom
I hate when my therapist, my husband and my child are all getting needy at the same time. #imonlyoneman
@Gwinifer – failing recluse
Me with migraine: 0 Kids playing trombones: 2 #callingadoptionagencies
In dire laundry emergencies, one may have to resort to trudging around building laundry facilities in nothing but a trenchcoat.
@disasteronheels – Disaster On Heels
Sure, working out feels great, but almost working out feels way, way better.
@ModernSauce – ModernSauce
Don’t worry guys – I got your Xmas covered. You’re all getting gift cards for the Marc Anthony collection at Kohl’s!
@tashapork – Tasha Pork
time to empty the dishwasher and go to bed. Hopefully tomorrow, Dr Oz won’t say that running the dishwasher causes cancer
That is it for now. We are sure that there are quite a few more out there that are interesting, unique, funny or just plain inspirational. Please share in the comments some of the tweets that caught your eye this past week!