The world is full of people who can be stupid and annoying at any given moment. Yes, it’s a bleak reality. One of these “irks” is the blatantly obvious question.
At any given moment, anyone of us could be asked such a question. It can and probably has happened to you. A blatantly obvious question asked by someone who expects nothing less than a polite response. How irritating that they expect you to take the time out of your busy day to answer what is already apparent to everyone else. While we may respond in a cordial fashion, our inner bitch screams its own retorts.
No need to choke back your words. Let your inner bitch soar with what you really want to say when asked these obvious questions.
“Is that what’s for dinner?”
“So does Anthony Weiner have a twitter account?”
“Is that Lady Gaga?”