By Jennie Hola! Happy Cinco de Mayo aftermath, party people! The celebrity life is muy loco! (And with that, we have just about exhausted my meager Spanish vocabulary, unless you want me to start reciting days of the week or numbers up to eleven. My go to response after about twenty words of Espanol is pretty much to cock my head and inquire "Que?" until the person talking … [Read more...]
Celebrity News Round-Up: Reed Calls McCarthy “Tractor-Sized”
By Jennie Humanitarian/floor-waxer Chris Brown took a break from ruining the lives of himself and others and totaled his car Saturday. But wait! It wasn’t Chris’ fault! (It never is.) Rihanna the paparazzi made him do it. Thank goodness, Brown was pronounced “okay” by one of his lackeys, and went on to attend a charity event. Because if it’s one thing you think of when … [Read more...]
Lindsay Lohan – Don’t Be Jon Gosselin
Lindsay Lohan is in big trouble and it's not just for being an all around train wreck. TMZ is reporting that Lohan, who was scheduled to appear in court this morning for allegedly lying to police while on probation, has fired her reputable attorney Shawn Holley and hired NY based attorney Mark Heller. Does that name ring a bell? For those of us who have been keen watchers of … [Read more...]
Most Talked About Celebrity DUIs in 2012
When it comes to partying, nobody goes as big as celebrities. Whether they prefer bottles of Cristal or sippin' on gin and juice, the wealthy elite of the entertainment world seem more than capable of hitting the clubs, sucking down alcohol, and making it home with nary a scratch. But every once in a while a Hollywood wild child or rock-and-roll legend will go a little too far … [Read more...]
Celebrity News Roundup
If you were planning on romantically pursuing either of the parties involved, put your plans on hold, because Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa are maybe not getting divorced. Apparently Vanessa is just sure she can change Kobe and it'll all work out great this time. She also believes in unicorns, UFOs and John Travolta's heterosexuality. Taylor Armstrong of Real Housewives … [Read more...]
Did Lindsay Lohan Really Try to Bribe Truck Driver After Crash?
Some people live a strangely mixed existence of incredibly good fortune and impossibly unintelligent decision-making. It happens every day in little ways and with perfectly normal people, but celebrities are not at all immune to this behavior. In fact, while they live the sort of charmed, wealthy lives most of us only dream about, their gaffes are much bigger, simply due to the … [Read more...]
Lindsay Lohan Gets 30 Days for Failure to Comply
By Evan Fischer While many child actors end up having problems due to the insulated environment of Hollywood that makes them feel like they live outside the law, some have a meltdown and then turn their lives around (Drew Barrymore and Britney Spears make two good examples). Others, like Corey Haim, descend into drug use never to return (he recently died at the … [Read more...]
Celebrity News: Lohans, Babies and Jerks, Oh My!
By Jennie It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world, at least if you're Michael Lohan: On October 24, Lohan was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend, Kate Major (hmm, now where have I heard that name before?), allegedly after she refused to perform a sexual favor for him (the most sensible thing I've ever known Ms. Major to do, FWIW). He apparently didn't heed the judge's warning … [Read more...]
Celebrity News Update: Footloose Opens,Betty White Is Still Hot and more!
By Lily The new Footloose movie opens today to surprisingly good reviews. The first movie had Kevin Bacon dancing to fun music which gave justification for us to ignore the weak plot. Apparently, it's not a problem this time around either. Dennis Quaid, Kenny Wormald, and Julianne Hough are the replacements for Jon Lithgow, Kevin Bacon and Lori Singer (mostly remembered for … [Read more...]
Entertainment Roundup – Reese Recovers, Clooney Moves On And More!
By Jennie Hello, gossip aficionados! It's been a while since we met. Celebrity news waits for no woman, though, so away we go: - Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car while jogging in Santa Monica last Wednesday. Luckily, the elderly driver was only going about 20 mph, and while Reese was rushed to the hospital, she was quickly released and is now resting at home. Thank … [Read more...]