Another day in Gosselin-land, another Gosselin conspiracy.
Today’s gem comes courtesy of the hate blogs, ahem, sorry, the child advocate blogs. Eagle-eyed observers noted the picture above of Steve Nield. Due to “the trajectory” of the shot, they have determined that Steve Nield has replaced Chris (No Last Name) as the Kate Gosselin Pap for Hire. Because, you know, Australia and the UK certainly don’t have any photojournalists specializing in candid celebrity photography – right?! And don’t forget, Kate Gosselin is not a celebrity! (Stomping feet for emphasis).
Except that in 2011, “a celebrity” is basically a notable person who can generate clicks on websites, magazine sales and/or decent ratings for a reality show. Hence, Kate = Celebrity. (Like it or not).
Anyway, back to the subject at hand. A few of the IW mods had a good laugh at this latest conspiracy. Let’s face it, anything involving Steve Nield usually generates priceless comments among the haters. One of us questioned who was taking the picture of Steve if Steve was the one taking the pictures of Kate? (Is your head spinning yet?)
This was Jennie@IW’s response:
Well, duh: Steve obviously built a time machine, went back in time several minutes so he could take a picture of FutureSteve, thus creating a tear in the fabric of the time-space continuum and causing the whole of Australia to be swallowed by a Black Hole. The loss of Australia is being covered up in the media to avoid international panic (where will we get our Vegemite from now? What about the poor baby roos?), but the disturbance can be seen in the instances of dead birds and fish in Arkansas and elsewhere.
What? This explanation makes more sense than the unlikely possibility that paparazzi could be following Kate in Australia, right?
And then our own Ann@IW weighed in:
KNEW it! I knew Steve and Kate were behind those dead birds. I just knew it. The clues are all there..ARKANSAS–> You see the clues right in the location name.
We’d love to hear your own conspiracy theories or perhaps something something comical you have read recently on the Gosselin blogs. If you can’t laugh at it, what can you do?