By Jennie
Hi all! Lots of gossip this week, most of it “rumored” (but that’s usually the juiciest kind!):
• To be filed under “alleged” – at Elton John’s Oscar party Sunday, Kim Kardashian supposedly requested Devo’s “Whip It” from the band and laughingly dedicated the song to Demi Moore. Moore, you’ll recall, was hospitalized in January, allegedly after inhaling a form of nitrous oxide known as a “whip it” to get high. Allegedly, Kim has been pissed at Demi for the better part of two years after a Twitter dustup in which Demi chided Kim for using the (non)word “pimpin” in a tweet, thus allegedly glorifying purveyors of prostitution. After the plan to fight after school by the girls’ bathroom fell through, Kim allegedly bided her time and waited for just the right moment to strike and get her revenge on Demi. Kim’s mother must be so proud. (Seriously, have you paid any attention to Kris Jenner? She probably *is* proud.)
• In other unconfirmed news, Snooki of “Jersey Shore” fame, aka Nicole Polizzi, is said to be pregnant. It’s been a good ride, but I believe the end times are nigh, as I’m pretty sure that a Snooki spawn is one of the chief signs of impending apocalypse. Make your plans accordingly. (I kid. I actually like Snooki. I’m not sure about her parenting abilities, but I do like her.)
• Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift have been seen canoodling (well, having dinner, at least) since (allegedly) meeting at an Oscar party this past weekend. Man, the two of them together would just be the most wholesomely adorable thing ever. I think I developed diabetes just thinking about it.
• Timlor (my new celebrity couple mashup name; what do you think?) apparently had more fun at the Oscar parties than alleged cuckoo Sean Young, who was arrested for trespassing or harassing celebrities or just being Sean Young (with all the glorious wackiness that entails) at the Governor’s Ball last Sunday night. Sean is demanding an apology from the cops. I don’t think she understands how getting arrested works.
• Justin Bieber’s manager presented the birthday boy (he just turned 18) with a car on the Ellen Degeneres Show this week. A $100,000 car. I’d say that that’s kind of an extravagant gift, but if the manager really paid for it I guess it’s Justin’s own money anyway. (I’m not jealous, really. I’d be scared to even breathe on a car that cost that much, much less drive it.)
• Sad news: Tatum O’Neal is back in rehab after relapsing and (allegedly) using cocaine. Good luck to her on working on her issues; I’m guessing having Ryan O’Neal for a father is enough to screw anyone up for life.
Until next time, gossipnistas!
About the Author:
Jennie has contributed to Imperfect Women since its inception in 2009. She writes about politics, celebrity news, and anything else that catches her interest. She can be reached at jennie@imperfectwomen.com.
I wonder which ones will turn out to be true ?
I think Snookie is pregnant, just by the way she denied it if that makes sense ~LOL
I had no clue that Kim K and Demi had a twitter rift but if Kim K really did that~ Low blow IMO.
And I wanna add I enjoyed your take on this~ very funny : )
I agree- very funny Jennie. I guess “Timlor” is better than “Swiftbow.”
I didn’t know about Tatum O’Neal. That saddens me.
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Timlor…too funny. I didn’t know they were an item but I guess that makes sense and Jennie I am somewhat of an expert in Diabetes management so let me know if you need some help with that. 😉
Sean Young….what is with her. I watched her on Celebrity Rehab a year ago, I believe, and I thought she was possibly going to get past some of this. At that time, though, she was with an alcoholic husband who if I remember right wasn’t going to change his ways even though she was fresh out of rehab. Who was it that she stalked way back when? James Woods?
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I just googled around and apparently she fought with a security guard and he actually did a citizen’s arrest.
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“Young spoke out Monday, demanding an apology from the Academy. She told People magazine that she didn’t have a ticket to the party and that she was taking photos for her Facebook page, but that she was “well-behaved.”
Yeah, James Woods. They must have been quite a combo (I’m not sure he’s wrapped too tight, either).
You know Snooki is suppose to be doing a Spin Off show. Wonder if it had anything to do with her being pregnant. Snooki as a mommy? I have seen worse. But who knows, IF she is pregnant (she hasn’t called and told ME yet) It might just be a good thing for her. I wish her the best either way. As far as KK and Demi…. I am team Demi all the way. I heard about Tatum, and it’s really sad. I hope she finds the strenght to get herself right.
Oh good grief, I hope Kim Kardashian didn’t really do that. So tacky and mean. I hadn’t heard about Tatum either. Her life has seemed so sad.
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“Timlor” <- I like it. 🙂
Well, I don’t care if I get diabetes, I think Tim and Taylor (sorry, I refuse to engage in the celebrity name mash-up thing) are each adorable. Together they would so freakin perfect, I don’t think I can stand it! But this girl dated Jake Gyllenhaal (pot head anyone?)too, so I don’t know…I just hope it’s true!
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Tatum. 🙁 I know her camp put out a statement that she had had back surgery and was in treatment to make sure she didn’t become addicted to the pain killers. That’s probably not the real story, but at least she is in treatment. Sending prayers.