Here we go again! It’s time for a journey around the internet! It’s the weekly column where we here at Imperfect Women show you the interesting stuff we have found while looking around on the World Wide Web! From Youtube videos to fun stuff on Facebook, we got it all!
Let’s get started! This one is from the “Oh That’s Gotta Hurt” and “Don’t Quit Your Day Job” file: Stripper Pole Accident! How fun it must be to have more than 245,ooo people laugh with you after a bumble like this one.
From the mindless fun file: “The Honey Boo Boo Name Generator”. Now you too can feel like one of the Shannon/Thompson clan with your name HoneyBooBoo-fied! I would like to introduce myself I am Prissy Puddin’ and a dollar makes me hollar! (well not really)
From the “Way To Make the Momma in You Cringe” file: Peaches, daughter of Bob Geldof, was busy walking and talking on a cell phone when baby took a tumble! Oh no! But baby is fine, thank goodness!
And from “One of the Funniest Things I have EVER read on the Internet” file. Blogger Anna Lind Thomas shares the most hilarious 3rd date story known to man (and woman). But don’t worry, they all lived happily ever after!
And last but not least, a walk around Twitter. Wisdom and humor all in 140 characters or less!
“The Talk” ladies did their show yesterday without makeup. Today, I’m doing my show without peppermint schnapps.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) September 12, 2012
William and Kate are in Singapore. Kate drinking water. SHE MUST BE PREGNANT…or in a humid country after a 12 hour flight.
— Dan News (@dannews) September 11, 2012
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
— Billy Berry! (@Blackalogy) September 13, 2012
Small boobs? There’s an app for that. #Iphone5
— Flat Girl Problems (@Flatgrlprobz) September 13, 2012
When you tweet about buying the new iPhone from your current phone, it dies a little inside.
— Aryj (@Arrryj) September 13, 2012
Pam@IW says
September 13, 2012 at 4:21 pmThat fart article is just about the funniest thing I have read in a long, long time. Thanks for sharing. Now to go back and look over everything else. I love this weekly column, Patty. Great job!
Chardonnay says
September 13, 2012 at 5:01 pmI thought the fart story was hilarious! I laughed so hard, I had tears running down my face! Love this column! I look forward to the next one.
Lily@IW says
September 13, 2012 at 5:47 pmLol, did they forget to tell the girl on the pole to hang on? Maybe there was extra gravity on that side.
Love Ellen’s tweet. She’s such a hoot.
snickers says
September 13, 2012 at 8:16 pmLOL, the girl looked as tall as the pole!!! Great job Pattypie! I needed a giggle.
Deborah says
September 14, 2012 at 10:51 amOh man, the fart story has got to be the funniest story I’ve read in a long time. There were times I couldn’t even finish reading the sentence before busting out laughing, my eyes watering so much I had to wipe them away so I could see to read.
Great column Pie!
Love Ellen!
BlogHawg says
September 14, 2012 at 1:03 pmI love this column Pattypie. Thanks for round 2!
Pam@IW says
September 15, 2012 at 10:07 amThe Bears played about as good as this woman can use a stripper pole Thursday night. 😉
Pam@IW says
September 15, 2012 at 10:10 amApparently from now on you can just call me: Peppermint Boo Boo
Pam@IW says
September 15, 2012 at 10:13 amThe thing with Peaches is that she didn’t ever get off of her cell phone the whole time. I think that would have been my first reaction was to hang up the phone.
pattypie says
September 15, 2012 at 10:55 amLOL Pam…I was thinking that must have been a really really important phone call.
Deborah says
September 15, 2012 at 11:06 amI was thinking Peaches was just holding her phone there to free up her hands and everyone was just dissin her cause she has a funky S.C.U.M. punk rocker hubby.
But I have no way of knowing.
I guess her bag was right there she could have dropped it in.
She kind of looks to me like she’s new to mothering and it’s not her forte but I think all those folks commenting about her are a bit harsh.
Deborah says
September 17, 2012 at 11:32 pmLoL,
Honey Boo Boo nicknamed me Divine La-di-da and I kinda like it 🙂
Pam@IW says
September 18, 2012 at 9:06 amNice to meet you Ms. Divine! LOL
Kmom2 says
September 18, 2012 at 2:04 pmMine is “Kennedy”…..how can that be???? That is so wrong on so many levels! LOL
BlogHawg says
September 18, 2012 at 4:06 pmWhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Booty Boo Hooligan !