Here we go again! It’s time for a journey around the internet! It’s the weekly column where we here at Imperfect Women show you the interesting stuff we have found while looking around on the World Wide Web! From Youtube videos to fun stuff on Facebook, we got it all!
Let’s get started! This one is from the “Oh That’s Gotta Hurt” and “Don’t Quit Your Day Job” file: Stripper Pole Accident! How fun it must be to have more than 245,ooo people laugh with you after a bumble like this one.
From the mindless fun file: “The Honey Boo Boo Name Generator”. Now you too can feel like one of the Shannon/Thompson clan with your name HoneyBooBoo-fied! I would like to introduce myself I am Prissy Puddin’ and a dollar makes me hollar! (well not really)
From the “Way To Make the Momma in You Cringe” file: Peaches, daughter of Bob Geldof, was busy walking and talking on a cell phone when baby took a tumble! Oh no! But baby is fine, thank goodness!
And from “One of the Funniest Things I have EVER read on the Internet” file. Blogger Anna Lind Thomas shares the most hilarious 3rd date story known to man (and woman). But don’t worry, they all lived happily ever after!
And last but not least, a walk around Twitter. Wisdom and humor all in 140 characters or less!
“The Talk” ladies did their show yesterday without makeup. Today, I’m doing my show without peppermint schnapps.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) September 12, 2012
William and Kate are in Singapore. Kate drinking water. SHE MUST BE PREGNANT…or in a humid country after a 12 hour flight.
— Dan News (@dannews) September 11, 2012
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
— Billy Berry! (@Blackalogy) September 13, 2012
Small boobs? There’s an app for that. #Iphone5
— Flat Girl Problems (@Flatgrlprobz) September 13, 2012
When you tweet about buying the new iPhone from your current phone, it dies a little inside.
— Aryj (@Arrryj) September 13, 2012
That fart article is just about the funniest thing I have read in a long, long time. Thanks for sharing. Now to go back and look over everything else. I love this weekly column, Patty. Great job!
I thought the fart story was hilarious! I laughed so hard, I had tears running down my face! Love this column! I look forward to the next one.
Lol, did they forget to tell the girl on the pole to hang on? Maybe there was extra gravity on that side.
Love Ellen’s tweet. She’s such a hoot.
LOL, the girl looked as tall as the pole!!! Great job Pattypie! I needed a giggle.
Oh man, the fart story has got to be the funniest story I’ve read in a long time. There were times I couldn’t even finish reading the sentence before busting out laughing, my eyes watering so much I had to wipe them away so I could see to read.
Great column Pie!
Love Ellen!
I love this column Pattypie. Thanks for round 2!
The Bears played about as good as this woman can use a stripper pole Thursday night. 😉
Apparently from now on you can just call me: Peppermint Boo Boo
The thing with Peaches is that she didn’t ever get off of her cell phone the whole time. I think that would have been my first reaction was to hang up the phone.
LOL Pam…I was thinking that must have been a really really important phone call.
I was thinking Peaches was just holding her phone there to free up her hands and everyone was just dissin her cause she has a funky S.C.U.M. punk rocker hubby.
But I have no way of knowing.
I guess her bag was right there she could have dropped it in.
She kind of looks to me like she’s new to mothering and it’s not her forte but I think all those folks commenting about her are a bit harsh.
LoL,
Honey Boo Boo nicknamed me Divine La-di-da and I kinda like it 🙂
Nice to meet you Ms. Divine! LOL
Mine is “Kennedy”…..how can that be???? That is so wrong on so many levels! LOL
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Booty Boo Hooligan !