There’s been enough depressing entertainment-related news in the past couple of days, so I’m going to strive for lightness and good news today.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has refiled kinder, gentler papers in his divorce petition against Maria Shriver. The Terminator’s original papers, served last week (when Maria was dealing with the boogie-board injury to her son) asked that Maria be denied spousal support and attorney’s fees, which seemed rather harsh given the ex-governor’s very public Bad Behavior. When the contents of his filing became public, his camp claimed he’d signed them without reading them fully (not smart!) and now the filing has been amended.
Kim Kardashian had a quiet, low-key bachelorette party in that stronghold of Puritan values, Las Vegas, this past weekend. She celebrated with a penis-shaped cake (as you do), and later crashed her fiance’s bachelor party, where she lolled around being like two feet shorter than him. (In less happy news, Kim is suffering from the heartbreak of psoriasis. But I have the feeling she’ll soldier on pluckily.)
The deathless love of Jesse James and Kat von D is, well, dead. I know, this is supposed to be a happy celebrity gossip roundup, but schadenfreude counts as happiness, doesn’t it? It definitely should. Anyway, couldn’t happen to a worthier couple.
Angelina Jolie is in the U.K., where she took daughters Shiloh and Zahara to a toy store. This normally wouldn’t be noteworthy, as it appears that the Jolie-Pitt kids go to toy stores about twice a day. But the family is always relevant, because man, are they good looking. Those kids are precious!
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